Betty Crocker, a crock
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: With a Little Help From my Friends - Joe Cocker
Topic: Conspiracy Theories
I was pretty disturbed today when I opened up my package of Dunkaroos.  Well, it's not like I don't love these cookies.  My problem is the woman behind these cookies.  I mean, just look at her.  Betty Crocker, is nothing but a crock, a crook, and definitely not a cook.  In the food industry she is a rock and by now commonplace, but how much do you know about her?  You'd really be surprised to find out who the woman really is behind that red spoon.  Not saying I have anything against general mills either.  Who could get mad about the creator of Count Chocula, and Boo Berry??  Speaking about monsters and Halloween and darkness, there is an awesome Joe Cocker album that came out in 1997 called Across Midnight.  The first song is a Bob Marley cover, but it is GOOD!  Joe Cocker never cooked up his own songs, but at least he's not hiding behind a red piece of silverware like some people I know......